I simply couldn't resist this post. Too funny. Jo went to the eye doctor for his annual exam, and while there he got his eyes dilated. The kind folks at the eye place didn't want to send Jo off without some protection for his sensitive eyes, so they gave him the most awesome pair of disposable sunglasses I've ever seen.
They seem to be a magic pair of disposable sunglasses, because when Jo wears them he turns into a hybrid half-man-half-machine cyborg. His walk becomes a bit stiffer and if I listen carefully I can almost hear the faint mechanical workings of the internal machinery that is humming away and making him an uber powerful robot who can lift cars with his pinky and shoot lasers out of his nipples. He is Jotron.
And don't look at him wrong, or he will destroy you. With his nipple lasers.
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